Chuck Norris IT facts

• Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE.
• Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
• Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
• Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
• Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
• Chuck Norris’ computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
• Chuck Norris’ email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
• Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
• Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
• format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
• Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that’s already been done!)
• Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
• Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
• Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan.
• Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
• Chuck Norris invented the internet.
• Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
• Chuck Norris’s Dot matrix printer prints photos – in colour.
• Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
• Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
• Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
• Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
• Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
• Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
• Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
• Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
• Chuck Norris website has never had a hit – Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website.