Chuck Norris facts pack 2

• Chuck Norris code has no error handling. Chuck Norris code has no errors.
• An infinite loop in a Chuck Norris program takes 2,1 seconds to finish.
• If a Chuck Norris program requires more memory it simply kills all other processes with a roundhouse kick.
• In UNIX you have SIGQUIT, SIGKILL and SIGCHUCKNORRIS.
• A Chuck Norris program can write on a DVD-R.
• The C in "C language" means Chuck.
• The N in NUnit means Norris.
• Chuck Norris uses windows 64 bit on 32 bit machine.
• It was Chuck Norris that bit the apple in the Apple logo.
• Chuck Norris debugs binary code using a pencil and a sheet of paper.
• In Chuck Norris world there are no deadlocks. Only dead people.
• Chuck Norris can send a roundhouse kick by email.
• The only thing worse than a BSOD is a CNSOD, a Chuck Norris Screen of Death.
• Chuck Norris has no need for a compress utility. He just stares at the files and they shrink in fear.
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked General Failure when he tried to read his drive. No one reads Chuck Norris drives.
• All C++ classes derive from CChuckNorris.
• In Chuck Norris Windows, the Start button is named Finish. Because Chuck Norris doesn't start things, he finishes them.
• Chuck Norris has direct memory access with his roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris browser doesn't store cookies. It only stores raw meat.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need a backup to recover lost files. He forces the universe to go back in time.
• The Help feature on Chuck Norris' PC is a roundhouse kick in your face.
• Chuck Norris doesn't use Open Source, just Open Guts..
• Chuck Norris' Keyboard does not have any F1 key, he never needs any help.
• If you execute select * from chucknorris in a SGBD you'll get a roundhouse kick in the face.
• Chuck Norris translated into SGBD language is: Alter system kill.
• Chuck Norris ordered that all ESC keys are removed from keyboards, there is no Escape from Chuch Norris.
• In C++ you only need to #include <ChuckNorris>.
• sudo is an alias for "do this or i will roundhouse kick you".
• Chuck Norris doesnt do Acceptance Phase, his projects are by definition already accepted.
• Chuck Norris does not have memory leaks. Memory leaks are from the brains he opens.
• Chuck Norris is never shown a login window. The computers sense his awesomeness and automatically log him in with administrator privileges.
• The SQL condition "LIKE '%Chuck Norris%'" can only return Chuck Norris himself. Because nothing is like Chuck Norris.
• Writing the code "chuck_norris = null" gets you an automatic roundhouse kick in the face.
• Chuck Norris can perform CISC operations on RISC.
• Select 'Chuck Norris' from dual returns a roundhouse kick in the face.
• All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
• Some say that Chuck Norris uses multithreading to throw several roundhouse kicks at the same time at different people. Actually this is a lie. Chuck Norris can do that even without multithreading.