Chuck Norris facts pack 6

• Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Chuck Norris once had sex in a trailer and a little bit of sperm got in the gas tank, we now know this trailer as Optimus Prime
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• Texas does not have a police force. They have Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
• Chuck Norris' penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
• Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives.
• Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
• You are what you eat. Chuck Norris eats steel.
• When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• Chuck Norris doesn't eat breakfast, he forces it into submission.
• Anyone can piss on the floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling
• What is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Norris's fist.
• Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
• God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
• Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
• There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.
• Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL.
• God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".
• If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
• Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
• Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.
• Chuck Norris once ate a 72 oz. steak in an hour, he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
• Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card
• Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
• Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
• Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands
• Chuck Norris let the dogs out