Chuck Norris facts pack 7

• Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
• Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.
• "Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys
• Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris once ate 4 turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they all knew karate, and they are now known as The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
• Chuck Norris does not have a religion. The gods worship Chuck Norris.
• Guns kill 12 people a day. Chuck Norris kills 20.
• When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.
• Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• The only thing better than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris on TV, talking about Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
• Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
• Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
• Chuck Norris doesn't get the belt, the belt get Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
• Chuck Norris once went back in time to fight Chuck Norris. He won.
• Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.