- fork() in a Chuck Norris program returns a roundhouse kick in the face ... there can be only one!!!
- Chuck Norris can delete the recyling bin.
- Chuck Norris's preferred sorting algorithm is killsort. It kills everything that is out of place.
- For a DBA an execution plan tells how a query is going to run. For Chuck Norris is the list of people he's going to kill.
- Chuck Norris doesn't believe in fault tolerance. Only in fault punishment.
- Chuck Norris doesn't use fork(). Only knife().
- In UNIX, if you run the command "whereis Chuck Norris" you get the following output: You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you!
- In the old days, the first program everybody wrote was the "Hello Chuck Norris", but he was killing everyone that assumed his identity, so now it was downgraded to a lesser entity: "World".
- When Chuck Norris drops more than 100 tables he is on a KILING SPREE.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a cell phone; he just speaks normally and the other person listens.
- You don't need an antivirus nor a firewall to protect your computer. Just a Chuck Norris wallpaper.
- Core got dumped by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris' Keyboard does not have any F1 key, he prefers NASCAR.
joi, 29 septembrie 2011
Chuck Norris facts pack 1
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