Chuck Norris facts about maths

• The square root of 2 is rational number for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris CAN hit a rational number by throwing a dart at a number line while blindfolded.
• There are no undefined slopes, only slopes that Chuck Norris hasn't defined yet.
• Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero
• Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice!
• Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
• As far as Chuck Norris is concerned, in computer science, NP only stands for "No Problem".
• Chuck Norris proved Fermat's Last Theorem without using a computer, but the results were never published; peer review of his paper was impossible because Chuck Norris has no peers.
• Chuck Norris can square the circle, double the cube and trisect an angle using only his fingers for a compass and his arm for a straight edge.