Chuck Norris facts about JAVA

• Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
• Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
• Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
• Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.