Chuck Norris IT facts

• Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE.
• Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
• Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
• Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
• Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
• Chuck Norris’ computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
• Chuck Norris’ email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
• Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
• Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
• format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
• Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that’s already been done!)
• Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.